Widening my Tinder search area through House Sitting

There has been an unexpected and MAJOR bonus to house sitting.  Through my varying locations, my Tinder search area for a husband boyfriend date has almost tripled. Unbelievable!

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Please refer to {fig.1} which displays the extended search area.

I have become so mathematical in my saving scheme mindset that I inadvertently created a VENN DIAGRAM ('sup Stephen Hawking?  I see you).  Further mathematical diagnostics conclude that the venn intersection represents the area I am statistically most likely to find a date.  RESULT - The centre of the Manukau Harbour!


Please refer to {fig.2}, my physical search in the harbour.  I feel so at ease under water.

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Anyway, back to basic mathematics - if my dating potential has increased 3 times, what is three times zero 'cause baby, that's my number!

Gosh things are swell.  Get it?  Swell.  'Cause you know what else swells?  The ocean.

PG rated yours, 
Anna